If you’re not a big fan of the Human Element, the automated umpire can’t get here soon enough. Yet a part of us will miss the human side of calling games.
Because as boring as baseball can be sometimes, imagine what will it be without the eye-popping, vein-bulging, chaw-spitting, cap-turning, venom-spewing, finger-wagging brouhahas to liven it up between those slow walks from the bullpen? The thought of a bewildered manager with his fist raised at some electronic gizmo upstairs doesn’t exactly send a thrill up our leg.
There’s a method to the madness, of course. Some managers can’t seem to get the hang of it. Others can turn the slightest of slights into a Pepto-Bismol moment. So before they go the way of 2 1/2-hour games, let’s flip our lids to some of the best communicators/connivers/spit disturbers ever.
Warning: Beef with any of these, buster, and you’re outta here!
25. Bobby Valentine
Texas Rangers manager Bobby Valentine, left, argues with home plate umpire Don Denkinger in 1986. Mark Duncan / AP Photo
Career: 1985-92, 1996-2002, 2012 (16 seasons)
Teams: Texas Rangers (1985-92), New York Mets (1996-2002), Boston Red Sox (2012)
Record: 1,186-1,165 (.504)
World Series championships: None
Ejections/162: 3.0
Bottom Line for Bobby Valentine
Boston Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine, left, argues a call with first base umpire Dan Bellino in 2012. Steven Senne / AP Photo
Bobby V. argued so many ball-strike calls that he finally became a vocal proponent of the techno ump. “It’s almost impossible to do what they do, so why do we ask them to do the impossible?” he argued.
While the guy was as snarky as they came, he also had a sense of humor about him. After an ejection in the 2000 season, he famously put on a disguise in the clubhouse and returned to the dugout.
So amused were league officials, he was socked with a $5,000 fine and a two-game suspension.
Bottom Line for Lloyd McClendon
Seattle Mariners manager Lloyd McClendon, left, talks with umpire Mike Estabrook in 2014. Elaine Thompson / AP Photo
For best theatrical performance, we nominate Lloyd McClendon’s piece of work in the 2001 season.
The irate Pirate threw his hat at second base, then stormed to first, where he uprooted the base while Rick Reed turned to stone, lugged it to the opposite dugout and flung it into the clubhouse tunnel to the delight of Buccos fans everywhere. Wait, there’s more. His team rallied to win without him.
Yeah, we know what his record says, but the Jim Leyland protege deserves to be here for that marvelous meltdown alone.
23. Joe Torre
Atlanta Braves manager Joe Torre, left, gets ejected during a game with the Houston Astros in 1984. Charles Kelly / AP Photo
Career: 1977-84, 1990-2010 (29 seasons)
Teams: New York Mets (1977-81), Atlanta Braves (1982-84), St. Louis Cardinals (1990-95), New York Yankees (1996-2010)
Record: 2,326-1,997 (.538)
World Series championships: 4 (1996, 1998, 1999, 2000)
Ejections/162: 2.5
22. Frank Robinson
San Francisco Giants manager Frank Robinson screams at home plate umpire Dave Pallone in 1984. Lenny Ignelzi / AP Photo
Career: 1975-77, 1981-84, 1988-91, 2002-06 (16 seasons)
Teams: Cleveland Indians (1975-77), San Francisco Giants (1981-84), Baltimore Orioles (1988-91), Montreal Expos/Washington Nationals (2002-06)
Record: 1,065-1,176 (.475)
World Series championships: None
Ejections/162: 2.0
Bottom Line for Bruce Bochy
San Diego Padres manager Bruce Bochy, right, argues with home plate umpire Bob Davidson in 1997. Chris Gardner / AP Photo
When this bear of a man dragged his gimpy left hip and two bum knees to home plate, he passed for John Wayne in “True Grit.” Fill your hand, you son-of-a-(blank).
At 6-foot-3, the former catcher had that kind of physical presence about him. He didn’t beef as much in his Padres days, but that changed when he moved north, where his Giants teams had more talent.
And the stakes were higher.
19. Joe Maddon
Tampa Bay Devil Rays manager Joe Maddon argues with home plate umpire Paul Schrieber in 2006. Steve Nesius / AP Photo
Career: 1996, 1999, 2006-present (16 seasons)
Teams: California-Anaheim Angels (1996, 1999), Tampa Bay Devils Rays-Rays (2006-14), Chicago Cubs (2015-19), Los Angeles Angels (2020-present)
Record: 1,252-1,068 (.540)
World Series championships: 1 (2016)
Ejections/162: 3.6
14. Lou Piniella
Cincinnati Reds manager Lou Piniella tosses first base into right field after being ejected in 1990. David Kohl / AP Photo
Career: 1986-88, 1990-2005, 2007–10 (23 seasons)
Teams: New York Yankees (1986-88), Cincinnati Reds (1990-92), Seattle Mariners (1993-2002), Tampa Bay Devil Rays (2003-05), Chicago Cubs (2007-10)
Record: 1,835-1,713 (.517)
World Series championships: 1 (1990)
Ejections/162: 2.9
12. Billy Martin
Detroit Tigers manager Billy Martin argues with home plate umpire Nestor Chylak in 1972. AP Photo
Career: 1969, 1971-83, 1985, 1988 (16 seasons)
Teams: Detroit Tigers (1969), Texas Rangers (1971-73), Minnesota Twins (1973-75), New York Yankees (1975-79, 1983, 1985, 1988), Oakland Athletics (1980-82)
Record: 1,253-1,013 (.553)
World Series championships: 1 (1977)
Ejections/162: 3.3
8. Casey Stengel
New York Yankees manager Casey Stengel makes his point with umpire Johnny Stevens in 1954. HH / AP Photo
Career: 1934-36, 1938-43, 1949-60, 1962-65 (25 seasons)
Teams: Brooklyn Dodgers (1934-36), Boston Bees-Braves (1938-43), New York Yankees (1949-60), New York Mets (1962-65)
Record: 1,905-1,842 (.508)
World Series championships: 7 (1949, 1950, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1956, 1958)
Ejections/162: 1.7
Bottom Line for Tommy Lasorda
Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager Tommy Lasorda, left, argues with umpires in 1995. Michael Caulfield / AP Photo
Tommy Lasagna owns the unofficial record for most f-bombs and c-words dropped in front of the media, but the umps, not quite as many.
The former pitcher had fewer than three ejections in 15 seasons. Instead, from the moment the skipper set foot in Vero Beach, Fla., each spring, he made a point to schmooze the men in blue.
Heck, he even convinced Bob Davidson to toss the Expos mascot out of a game in Montreal once.
5. Dick Williams
San Diego Padres manager Dick Williams talks with umpire Randy Marsh in 1982. George Widman / AP Photo
Career: 1967-69, 1971-88 (21 seasons)
Teams: Boston Red Sox (1967-69), Oakland Athletics (1971-73), California Angels (1974-76), Montreal Expos (1977-81), San Diego Padres (1982-85), Seattle Mariners (1986-88)
Record: 1,571-1,451 (.540)
World Series championships: 2 (1972, 1973)
Ejections/162: 2.2
4. Gene Mauch
Minnesota Twins manager Gene Mauch, center, makes his point to plate umpire Dale Ford in 1977. Richard Drew / AP Photo
Career: 1960-82, , 1985-87 (26 seasons)
Teams: Philadelphia Phillies (1960-68), Montreal Expos (1969-75), Minnesota Twins (1976-80), California Angels (1981-82, 1985-87)
Record: 1,902-2,037 (.483)
World Series championships: None
Ejections/162: 1.8
Bottom Line for Gene Mauch
California Angels manager Gene Mauch argues with home plate umpire Dan Morrison in 1985. Paul Sakuma / AP Photo
This schrewdie played the umps like the Philadelphia Orchestra. When one declined to give Phillies pitcher Jim Bunning a new ball, he went to the mound, grabbed the one in play, dropped it to the ground, spiked it with a shoe, then was given a replacement.
He was the first manager to employ double switches regularly, which also allowed for more debate time with the plate umpire, of course.
And when Skip didn’t get his way, he was known to throw bats out of the dugout or spareribs in the clubhouse.
3. Leo Durocher
Brooklyn Dodgers manager Leo Durocher registered a beef in 1946. AP Photo
Career: 1939-1946, 1948-55, 1966-73 (24 seasons)
Teams: Brooklyn Dodgers (1939-46, 1948), New York Giants (1948-55), Chicago Cubs (1966-72), Houston Astros (1972-73)
Record: 2,008-1,709 (.540)
World Series championships: 1 (1954)
Ejections/162: 4.2
Bottom Line for Earl Weaver
Baltimore Orioles Manager Earl Weaver, right, argues with an umpire in 1985. Ron Frehm / AP Photo
For sheer entertainment value, The Earl of Baltimore has no peer. The guy was the sorest of losers with the biggest of Napoleon complexes, a 5-foot-7, potty-mouthed pit bull who treated umpires like so many fire hydrants.
“He’s a pest, an insult to baseball, a clown that goes under the guise of a manager,” Steve Palermo described him. Fellow ump Jim Evans called Weaver “baseball’s Son of Sam.”
Love him or loathe him, he intimidated a lot of umpires and won a lot of games.
1. John McGraw
John McGraw, left, during the 1911 World Series. AP Photo
Career: 1978-1985, 1990-2010 (33 seasons)
Teams: Baltimore Orioles (1899, 1901-02), New York Giants (1902-1932)
Record: 2,763-1,948 (.586)
World Series championships: 1905, 1921, 1922
Ejections/162: 2.1