9 Pro Wrestler Movies That Make Absolutely No Sense
When pro-wrestlers trade in the ring for the silver screen, things can get a little wild. These films showcase stars who are no strangers to action, but the results are anything but predictable. Let’s explore the most unusual movies featuring your favorite wrestlers.
Girl on the Third Floor (2019) – CM Punk
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CM Punk’s film debut is a gritty dive into the supernatural. As Don Koch, an ex-convict renovating a haunted house, Punk brings intensity to the role, even if the film’s confusing plot makes it hard to follow. The strong practical effects make this horror flick stand out despite its chaotic approach.
River of Darkness (2011) – Kevin Nash, Kurt Angle
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Set in a small town haunted by an ancient evil, River of Darkness is all gore and low-budget thrills. Kevin Nash and Kurt Angle play key roles, but the film’s shoddy execution leaves much to be desired. Nash’s dry hair in a river scene remains a symbol of its lackluster execution.
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) – Hulk Hogan
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3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain marked the end of the beloved franchise. It featured Hulk Hogan as Dave Dragon, but the film’s chaotic tone and poor acting turned it into an unexpected dud.
The Fred Trilogy (2010-12) – John Cena
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John Cena took an unexpected turn in The Fred Trilogy by playing an exaggerated version of his wrestling persona as Fred’s imaginary father. While Cena’s role was intended to add comedic value, the series remains a peculiar chapter in his early film career. His performance shows his range, even if it’s hard to take seriously.
Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988) – Roddy Piper
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In the absurd post-apocalyptic world of Hell Comes to Frogtown, Roddy Piper’s character, Sam Hell, is tasked with repopulating the Earth. The film’s mix of mutant frogs and absurdity makes it a cult classic, though its premise remains one of the strangest stories in cinema.
Santa’s Slay (2005) – Bill Goldberg
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Santa’s Slay is a holiday horror film starring Bill Goldberg as a demonic Santa Claus who turns the Christmas spirit into a bloodbath. The hilarious premise and over-the-top kills are both unsettling and entertaining.
Southland Tales (2006) – Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
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Dwayne Johnson ventured into the bizarre realm of Southland Tales, a dystopian satire with a disorienting plot. Set in a chaotic future, Johnson’s role is part of an ensemble that only adds to the film’s confusion. Despite its attempt at dark humor and social commentary, the film left audiences scratching their heads.
Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015) – Chris Jericho
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In Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!, Chris Jericho’s cameo as a ride attendant highlights the franchise’s shift from bizarre novelty to repetitive absurdity. The film, featuring sharks in a tornado, continues to push its ridiculous premise, and while Jericho’s scene was lighthearted, it felt like the franchise was already out of ideas.
Knucklehead (2010) – Big Show
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Knucklehead is a comedy that showcases Big Show’s attempt at acting, but the film falls flat. He plays a giant with a heart of gold, but his role does little to elevate the film’s tired premise. Despite WWE Studios’ involvement, the movie remains one of their more forgettable efforts.
Final Score (2018) – Dave Bautista
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In Final Score, Dave Bautista stars in a bizarre, action-packed thriller that plays out like Die Hard set in a football stadium. The villains are played by Pierce Brosnan and Ray Stevenson, and the film features Bautista as a soldier fighting terrorists. The movie is a strange, over-the-top ride with some surprising action moments.
Suburban Commando (1991) – Hulk Hogan
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Suburban Commando attempts to combine sci-fi with suburban life, as Hulk Hogan plays an intergalactic hero stuck on Earth. The film is filled with slapstick humor and cheesy dialogue, typical of Hogan’s 90s film career.
The Marine (2006) – John Cena
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In The Marine, John Cena plays a former soldier seeking revenge after his wife is kidnapped. Although the film offers plenty of action-packed sequences, its thin plot and predictable twists make it feel like a typical action flick. Cena’s performance, however, shows promise for his future in Hollywood.
No Holds Barred (1989) – Hulk Hogan
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In this action film, Hulk Hogan plays a professional wrestler who’s forced into a no-holds-barred fight against an evil corporate villain. The film is filled with cheesy dialogue and melodramatic moments, but it’s a cult favorite for fans of 80s wrestling.
The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption (2012) – Dave Bautista
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Dave Bautista’s villainous role in The Scorpion King 3 adds some gravitas to the low-budget action flick. The film features plenty of sword fighting and medieval drama, though the lack of a strong storyline leaves much to be desired. Bautista’s villainous role is memorable.
They Live (1988) – Roddy Piper
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Roddy Piper’s role in They Live as a drifter who uncovers an alien plot to control humanity is iconic. The film’s sharp social commentary and Piper’s compelling performance make it a cult classic. It’s known for its famous “I have come here to chew bubblegum” line.