Go ahead, admit it. You watch the Super Bowl as much for the commercials as the action on the field. In fact, for some people, it’s 50-50 that they tune in for the ads. Period. Now you know why some corporations paid in excess of $7 million to hawk their brands for 30 seconds during Super Bowl LVII in 2023. That didn’t include production costs and all the other expenses that go into making a commercial. You think Anthony Hopkins does this for free?
It wasn’t always this way, of course. In 1967, when the AFL-NFL World Championship Game (as it was known) kicked off at the half-empty Los Angeles Coliseum, the average commercial cost a mere $40,000 for a 30-second spot. As pro football swelled in numbers and popularity, so did its television ratings and impact and ad rates.
Now advertisers have as much of a stake in the game as the teams (115 million fans watched Super Bowl LVII), and they go to great (ridiculous?) lengths to leave an indelible impression on us. Over the years, we’ve been wooed by animals and babies, super-vixens and old women, celebrities and famous athletes, and just about anything you can imagine.
These are the best Super Bowl commercials of all time. And a few famous, old Super Bowl commercials you may have forgotten.
Why It’s Entertaining: The Run — Heineken (2005)
Technically, this isn’t an official Super Bowl ad. Because Anheuser-Busch had exclusive ad rights from opening kickoff to final whistle, Miller Brewing had to purchase time on local stations instead.
And it wasn’t just any 90-second bit, mind you, but the best performance in Brad Pitt’s interminable, torturous career.
After Pitt stares into an empty fridge, he leaves his high rise for a beer run while “Gimme Shelter” plays in the background. An army of Pitt-parazzi follow in hot pursuit, yet somehow the photographers are unable to close ground, and Pitt is able to escape from Ron’s Market through a backdoor.
Pitt is paid $4.5 million to utter unforgettable lines such as “Yikes!” and “Hey, Bob” and “Hey, can you pick me up?” That’s $50,000 per second for those of you scoring at home.
So Brad it’s good.
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Why It’s Entertaining: Wise Guy — Diet Pepsi (1990)
After the great Ray Charles sings praises about his favorite soda, he pauses for a swig of it. Except that stagehands have placed that other brand in front of him.
Brother Ray may be blind, but he’s not dumb.
“Hmmm. All right, now who’s the wise guy?” Charles wants to know.
After a few laughs, Charles tries again.
“Now that’s the right one, baby!”
Charles called this campaign, which ran until 1993, one of the highlights of his career. Who among us would argue?
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